So..
On a dreary dull afternoon ( am unavailable in the mornings @ office , with good reason) Sarath Fyi/a d me that I should run the highly dismal automasun tests!
Like Ogden Nash said some tortures are physical and some are mental, but automasun tortures are totally %^&%$^$@!!
Wo ek din tha aur uske baad bus ratein thi. Tanha ratein..Sleepless Lonely nights which I spent looking at the MadDog(!!!Yeah Like wat names!!) machines.. heaving at them , sighing with them.. and getting thoroghly screwed by them. The orgy was long lasting and kinkily torturous!
Our resident Automasun King(bakra!) gleefully explained to me the fine rope tricks of the trade and cautioned me that I was entering enemy territory..Sigh little did I know that I was going to sleep with the enemy. Of Course with eyes wide open!
When the first test ran successfully I took him for a treat at Mac Donald’s in celebration of the fact ... ah I m not sure why!! And, then began my Mangal Pandey struggle for getting the entire truck load to run! Khatara truck to wo tha hi..Saath mein driver bhi khatara..Sab mangal ..Amangal mein badalte der na lagi!
Woh kehte hai na,jo hota hai achche ke liye hota hai..Galat kehte hain!
Stuff just ran amock..Seedhi patri to door , kacha rasta bhi nahin dikh raha tha!And the cherry on the pie was the fact that the MadDogs would stop barking all of a sudden. Server execution failed, RMI call fail, HTTP response fail, Ka Put!!!! Ka Boom!!
Awara din Meri Awara Ratein, Automasun ke sath meri hoti rahein batien.. ..
Wo kehte hai na har kutte ka din ata hai .. Voila! After a million struggles , trials and tribulations they finally barked and howled! I swear the IT folks would have lodged a case against me for raising the highest number of tickets against the machines..(everyday!) .On Saturday evening Grandpa regressions, Uncle BP’s , some granduncle Map tests, godfather tyco tests all of them looked all set to go to Sunday church. And so I left them enjoying their supper and ran away to Zero G with friends for a night of dhan tan dhan!
They say Sunday is fiesta day ..Ah ha. They have never run autoMaSun before! :-)
And Monday.. wasn’t just blue, it was deep dull dark grey for me. Grandpa regression had a major heart attack and it seemed like the family was all set for a funeral march!(I shoulda have gotten him a tequila shot!)Slowly and surely , bit by bit, piece by piece, dew drop by dew drop, sec by sec, drops of water and sands of time.. I managed to bring him back up. Entire Family heaves sigh of relief! (Sarvesh thanks his stars..Jaan bachee Ria se to lakhon pae!)
The ordeal is over ..Nearly.. Tomorrow is another mangal..Tuesday. Let’s see ki agla automaStation kaun sa ata hai!
Wo kehte hai na , jo hota hai achche ke liye hota hai..Sahi kehte hain!
Shutting Down ;-)
PS: A million thanks to my collegue Sarvesh Jain for being the soldier that he is! YO!
PS: Thursdays color was GREEN! hahaha
2 comments:
automasun like our hind movi s .. wo kehte hai na ..aant mei sab thik hi ho jaata hai (nai toh code change kar do).. happys endings ;) wooo .. awesome .. now this is the one i was looking for ... sexy blog ria ...
Jiega Marega ! Marega! karega Bharega..Karega! Sala automation run ke liye kuch bhi karega! :P
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